A SUMMARY: EUROVISION FOR ANYBODY THAT EVER WONDERED
Now we just crawl out of bed, holding on to our aching temples and clean up all the glitter and dying dreams of one hit wonders that are still lying around the stage.
(via pixolith)
I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!!BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!
(Source: jokwonnie, via peetapockets)
“I knew when we were getting married, and I’m 5 months pregnant, that I’m not going to be able to wear the dress I’ve always wanted, or high heels—”
“Hey. You look just how I imagined you.”
(Source: wildlinged, via jimhalpert)
These awesome photos, in which rolling waves appear to be both perfectly frozen in time and miraculously made solid, are the work of French photographer Pierre Carreau.
Carreau “shoots waves with a variety of high speed cameras using various macro and wide angle lenses, capturing water shapes that appear more sculptural than liquid.”
Visit his Pierre Carreau’s website to view many more examples of his amazing work. He also offers prints of some of his images via Clic Gallery.
[via Colossal]
(via dlgr)
Michael has so many pictures of his kids, he had to get two phones…with two numbers, and he pays two bills.
(via dangerouslyunhipteddy)
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
my life is a lie.
“I used to be and adventurer like you, but then I got married.”
IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.
Talos take the reins
(via fartner-fud)
There is a part of me that is Pam, and there’s a part of him that is Jim, and that part of me is in love with that part of him.
(Source: halpertjames)
You are in the presence of Daenerys Stormborn, of House Targaryen. Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea. Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.
(Source: aryastarks)
